Sports Figures Are Hilarious, Part 1

Some products make hundreds of terrible ads, and then have a true gem come out. Just For Men is one of these products. Their ads are, generally, absolutely miserable (e.g. the one where a single dad's daughters get it for him because they want a mommy - dreck). They hit a home run (not to mix metaphors...okay, definitely just to mix metaphors) with the following, though.

Best moment: Emmit Smith's "Oh...it's bad..."
Second best: The implication that, right after the commercial, he had an eightsome with those cheerleaders.